Perspective

It is said that the average brain weighs about 1.4 kilograms and after the age of 20 you start losing 1 gram of brain mass per year, which includes around 9,000 neurons per day.

Now if this correct, I did the math to determine that you have lived approximately 14,600 days since turning 20, which would leave you with -600 kilograms of brain mass.

The good news is, taking into account at least 5 good years of substance abuse, that you have only killed around 186 million of the 1 billion neurons you have, giving you 99 billion yet to kill.
So at the age of 60 you’re looking pretty good, because according to my calculations you should look like this

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

from

Joe, Christine and Ian

Happy Birthday!

Bill,

I loved sitting next to you in study hall. We had such a blast!! Dont' lose your terrific personality and........what?....this is your 60th birthday blog?........I though I was writing in your high school year book!! Wow you look amazing for an old fart :)

I hope you have a really great year.

Sue

Another Year

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Birthday! Make it a great year. Wanted you to know that you were born on my favorite Grandmother's birthday ... must be a good guy!

Happy 60th Birthday, Billy T.! Can't believe you are going to be in Az celebrating, while I am in MN/WI - what is wrong with that picture???

Love,
Kristin

It is Magic--You're 60?

Remember the magic tricks you picked up in Atlanta? There is no doubt that you've been working that magic to be turning 60 and look the way you do! Congratulations. . .and many more (you've got all the courage you need to grow old--DO IT)!

Best, Bobbie

60?! Did anybody check that math?

There's no way my dad is that old.

'Cause that would mean that I'm about to turn...oh, man. I guess he is gonna be 60! Well, the silver lining is that at his age, my dad is a model of wisdom and maturity; a pillar of the community, as it's plain to see!

You're How Old?!?

Happy Birthday, Grandpa! Love you tons and can't wait to play out in AZ.
xxoo, Colin