Now if this correct, I did the math to determine that you have lived approximately 14,600 days since turning 20, which would leave you with -600 kilograms of brain mass.
The good news is, taking into account at least 5 good years of substance abuse, that you have only killed around 186 million of the 1 billion neurons you have, giving you 99 billion yet to kill.
So at the age of 60 you’re looking pretty good, because according to my calculations you should look like this
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
from
Joe, Christine and Ian
3 comments:
Dear Mr Highlife,
I have followed all of your calculations to their end result but am confused about just one thing... the photo looks JUST LIKE BILL!!!!!
You should get to Minnesota more often and you'd be able to keep up with continuing degridation of ALL family members!!
Happy Birthday again Bill... look out AZ... here we come!!
WAIT!!
Decimation is what occurs before you're 60 and degradation is what happens after you turn 60. So some of you Minnesotans have little time before the latter starts.
Check with Bill, he's now the expert on both don't ya know.
I like lipstick!
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